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Thought Police 1984 Stainless Steel Water Bottle"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice. Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator styled sunglasses. "You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as
"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice.Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator-styled sunglasses.
"You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as possible. Very well, then. Let's move along." The officer's voice calms somewhat to a dulled, professional cadence. "Remember, closed minds stop thought crimes. Let's move along."
Illustration by Dan McCall. Inspired by George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.
This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.
• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
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★★★★★ 5
Great Accessory for your Petzzz! Also handy for other plush toys.
This set of pretend dog toys is cute!
It's a great way to let your (*adult?) children indulge their imagination with their favorite plush toys.
They were designed for Perfect Petzzz brand toys, but will "fit" just fine for any plush animal about that size (a foot long or so).
> Food Dish
A small metal dish filled with plastic kibble pieces that are then hot-glued down.
I consider the glue a slight disappointment - it would have been neat to have been able to strew the food pieces around the bowl like a real puppy would!
But at the same time I understand wanting to reduce choking hazards for young children, or losing the food pieces during play.
> Treats
A pair of translucent plastic dog bone 'treats' designed to resemble rawhide.
The design of these treats REALLY hit the nail on the head. They're VERY convincing, and I've had to stop myself from experimentally nibbling on them.
Make sure that your real dog does not eat these!
They do seem a bit ragged though, but that only lends to the realism - real rawhide treats also become ragged as the dog chews on them, right?
> Chew Toy Rope
A small piece of rope with knots tied on each end.
The material appears to be either cotton or soft polyester, making the rope pleasant and soft in the hand.
The braiding job on it is good, making it quite tough. Definitely overkill for pretend play, you could play a tiny game of tug-of-war with this.
The ends past the knots fray wildly, but if anything this just adds to the effect.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Poséelo para perro
Me gustó mucho buena cálida lo recomiendo
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Looks so real!
These are so much fun! I got it for my child to use with her stuffed animals. Out dogs frequently walk up to the bowl thinking it’s food for them. I like that the dog food is all glued together so that it’s not individual pieces since it’s a toddler that plays with it. The bone treats are impressively realistic. I’m very pleased with my purchase. Great product at a great price.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 30, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Me
Good gift
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Great for dementia patients
I ordered this for my 94 year old mother with dementia to “feed” her stuffed cat. She was trying to feed her cat real food because “he’s hungry”, so this was a great solution. Her cat didn’t starve and mother was happy.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 1, 2025