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Descendents: Everything Sucks - VINYL LPTitle: Everything Sucks Artist: Descendents Label: Epitaph Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 045778648115 Genre: Punk Release Date: 1996 09 24 Number of Discs: 1 Everything Sucks is the fifth studio album by American punk rock band the Descendents, released in 1996 through Epitaph Records. It was their first album of new studio material since 1987's All, after which singer Milo Aukerman had left the band to pursue a career in biochemistry. The remaining
Title: Everything SucksArtist: Descendents
Label: Epitaph
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 045778648115
Genre: Punk
Release Date: 1996-09-24
Number of Discs: 1
Everything Sucks is the fifth studio album by American punk rock band the Descendents, released in 1996 through Epitaph Records. It was their first album of new studio material since 1987's All, after which singer Milo Aukerman had left the band to pursue a career in biochemistry. The remaining members (bassist Karl Alvarez, guitarist Stephen Egerton, and drummer Bill Stevenson) had changed the band's name to All and released eight albums between 1988 and 1995 with singers Dave Smalley, Scott Reynolds, and Chad Price. When Aukerman decided to return to music the group chose to operate as two acts simultaneously, playing with Aukerman as the Descendents and with Price as All.
Tracks:
1.1 Everything Sux
1.2 I'm the One
1.3 Coffee Mug
1.4 Rotting Out
1.5 Sick-O-Me
1.6 Caught
1.7 When I Get Old
1.8 Doghouse
1.9 She Loves Me
1.10 Hateful Notebook
1.11 We
1.12 Eunuch Boy
1.13 This Place
1.14 I Won't Let Me
1.15 Thank You
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★★★★★ 5
Good book
Format: Hardcover
7 y/o grandson loved this story
This book is part of a series and funny
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Reviewed in the United States on April 1, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great book!
Format: Hardcover
My kids love this book. It's not a super long book but long enough to give a fun storyline. Puts a fun spin on cupid.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Need this for your library
Format: Hardcover
Funny book. My class loves it.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Kids love the newest “Worst” tale-
Format: Hardcover
Kids will love this next book in The Worst series. Awesome, fun, colorful illustrations in this tale with Gilbert the Goblin trying to escape cupids and valentines. Instead of candy for Valentine’s Day give the gift of this book. My students love when Alex Willan has a new book out and are loving this one.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Plenty of fun for Gilbert fans!
Format: Hardcover
As in previous books in the series, Gilbert the Goblin complains about the problems he sees with Valentine's Day, what he calls 'mushy malarkey'. Young readers who don't care for the holiday will find much to relate to in the book. Although, Gilbert's complaints seem a tad trifling. Coconut chocolates are 'Blech'. He seems to have a special issue with the cupid's 'perfect', 'beautiful', and 'luxurious' hair. When Gilbert faces off with a group of cupids, he just barely manages to escape their love arrows, or so he thinks until he backs into a cactus in his own yard and believes he has been pricked by one such love arrow. He then becomes a goblin full of love. He loves his spells, his potions, even himself, but not coconut chocolates. He even welcomes his friends over to celebrate before bidding his pet sock slugs a fond goodnight. Good thing the love spell wears off. This funny book follows the pattern of the previous five books, but the addition of adorable cupids as well as Gilbert's beloved cactuses and pet sock slugs provides plenty of freshness as Gilbert once again (reluctantly) joins in the festivities. Plenty of fun for young fans of the series.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2026
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