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Bloated Processor [March of the Machine]Set: March of the Machine Type: Creature Phyrexian Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1 +1 counter on Bloated Processor. When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1 +1 counters on it and {2}: Transform this artifact. It transforms into a 0 0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
| Set: | March of the Machine |
| Type: | Creature — Phyrexian |
| Rarity: | Rare |
| Cost: | {2}{B} |
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloated Processor.
When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and “{2}: Transform this artifact.” It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and “{2}: Transform this artifact.” It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
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★★★★★ 5
Tough little toy for super chewers.
Size: Shoes
Great my two Yorkies. Bought two. So far, still in one piece.
UPDATE: This toy does not stand up to being washed. Since it is a "material" and not rubber, I would advise against buying it if you wash your dog toys. Sorry I bought several.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Not a durable toy.
Size: Drop Ball, Size: Drop Ball
I was very disappointed in this rope toys. It took one day for my Border Collie to destroy it. The rope is not a durable material at all. I had a rope toy that was like this one several years ago, but it was much more durable. It lasted a couple of years. I think this one would be great for a small puppy, but not for an adult dog. Very disappointing!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Fabulous play!
Size: Drop Ball
It is small for my 1 yr old girl boxer... my bad for not reading the product size details. The tug rope is great, but my rough boxer loved it too much and couldn't be trusted with it after much play. This toy opened the door for my purchasing tougher rope pull toys from the same brand.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Good
Size: Four Packs
My dog loves them but two out of four have come untied
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great tug toy.
Size: Drop Ball
Great!! tug toy. Both out dogs love it.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
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